Special Investigation....
Raising Malawi, we didn't know it was sinking
Madonna, the girl from Dunkin' Donuts, has made a right mess of her charity project to educate the girls of Malawi into the wonders of the Kabbalah cult.
Gross mismanagement of the project to build a 500 place girls school has led to the disappearance of £2.4 million. Madonna has now pulled the plug on the project and sacked everyone involved. The sacked workers are now in the process of suing her for loss of benefits. And just to make things worse, local people, with title to the land where the school was due to be built, are also suing because they were not properly compensated for the loss of the land. Nearly forgot, the Malawi Government are not happy either - they only found out about the demise of the school project by reading the New York Times.
Apparently, education is Madonna's passion, well let's hope she's learnt something about meddling in the world of development economics from this episode. Endemic corruption is the biggest obstacle to development in Africa, closely followed by deception and denial.
Having a passion for good works may help Madonna and her celebrity ilk to sleep better in their mansions but they might be better off directing their energies closer to home. Nations like the United States and Britain, with a school on every corner, still struggle with the same obstacles to development that blight the relatively poor nations of the world. Slugs like Mandleson and Blair with their wheeling and dealing escapades across the globe hinder progress with their slimy trails.
Malawi may not be sinking but New Orleans and Hull are - Madonna's money would be better spent in these locations, as long as it doesn't involve ex-insurance salesman Michael Berg and the Hebrew gibberish claptrap of the Kabbalah cult.
Malawi has a new flag
As you can see the new flag, which colour-wise is identical to the old one, oozes a new found confidence. On the old flag only half of the sun could be seen peering
above the black of independence into the red of bloody struggle. Now, the sun has moved to the fore, symbolizing hope in the future, and contains a strange face.
Wait a Malawi minute, slightly longer than here, the pace is a bit slower - is that the face of the Queen of Kabbalah, Madonna Louise Ciccone, one time entertainer, formally of Dunkin' Donuts, New York, do you know what, it is.
Further proof we feel of our unsupported assertion that the Kabbalah Cult is attempting to take over Malawi. Make up your own mind.....
Our Africa team have uncovered a sinister plot to buy Malawi.
Our men in rain coats have been tracking the activities of a charity calling itself "Spirituality for Kids", who have infected the educational system in Malawi, working as the ground troops for another charity "Raising Malawi", which in turn is a front for the empire building antics of the Kabbalah cult, itself a front for the Berg family, who earn vast fortunes selling 'bits of red string' to protect devotees from 'unfriendly stares and unkind glances' ($25), they also sell the cults holy books of Hebrew gibberish, (a full set for $1200) and bottled water ($18). The family also receive substantial donations from lost celebrities like Madonna, who is currently being used to spearhead the drive to buy Malawi. Madonna, herself, has begun the process, in a small way, by buying two babies. So why Malawi? Simple, it does not have any oil reserves and so is of no interest to international predators and would provide an ideal safe haven for the cults expanding business empire, well out of reach of federal regulators and the gaze of the FBI.
Madonna plants a tree for Kabbalah cult
We reported some time ago on the Kabbalah cult's efforts to purchase Malawi.
Now, we have unearthed more evidence of the Cult's blueprint for Malawi's future. Their key target are the young. Front for the Cult, Modonna, planted a tree on the site of a new school for girls specialising in maths and science education.
Raising Malawi Academy for Girls will open in 2011 and will be home to 500 girls.
"If this school is a success - with God willing it will be - we will replicate it not only in Malawi but in other parts of the world as well", Madonna said. Further indicating the ambitions of the Cult.
Madonna made no mention of "Spirituality for Kids" (SKF), a registered charity, founded by the Cult to promote its own brand of mind manipulation. But if the Cults brand of spirituality is on offer in London primary schools (and it is), you can be sure it will have pride of place in the Malawi curriculum.
We recommend you take a look at the SKF website in order to gain a sense of the Cult's vacuous messages.
(Ed. They tell me you can buy an upmarket version of the Cult's 'red string' for $26 to ward off the evil eye. The “authentic Red String from Jerusalem” is now embedded in a resin bracelet. We feel sure Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Roseanne feel a whole load safer now.)
