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Border Agency in trouble

22.02.12

The Border Agency has never been fit for purpose. A new report has confirmed what everyone already knew. That part of the Agency charged with checking on entrants have performed in a useless manner. The other part, supposedly responsible for processing the those allowed let in, have been more useless.

The plan now is to split the Agency into two distinct arms, the Force, to keep out illegals and the Agency, to keep illegals in - have I got that right? It doesn't matter, it just means that next time things get hopeless they'll have to write two reports instead of one.

The real problem is how will they split responsibilities between the one and his dog currently employed by the Border Agency.

Citizens' Advice Centre

13/01/12

Music to loiter to....

West Midlands Police announced a reduction in ‘anti-social behaviour’ outside a shopping centre, a month after a PA system started playing Mozart, Bach and Beethoven.

This move was made ostensibly to ‘create a welcoming environment for shoppers’, but within days shopkeers and police noticed the number of teenagers hanging around had also reduced; they returned only when the system was briefly switched off.

 

"Fleeing riot police on foot? There's an app for that ..." download Sukey to your iPhone.

Citizens are reminded that rubbish should only be left out on the day of collection, bins should not put out early or indeed left out for the whole week (or two). We appreciate that the multi-coloured array of bins afflicting your otherwise desirable des res has a dampening effect on property values and does attrack an ecosystem of unwanted guests but it's the only way that your local authority can ensure that your unwanted rubbish goes to the correct third world country location. Also, please note, the local authority is using Zanu Labour's anti-terrorist RIPA legislation to monitor anit-social disregard of bin collection schedules - You Have Bin Reminded!

Citizen Reminder 2

As of Monday 16th February, 2009 it is illegal to take photographs of the police under section 76 of the Counter Terrorism Act.

 

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big brother

 

Radio request for citizen spooks

The Met Police are now placing radio adverts asking citizens to be on the look out for odd behaviour. The ad' campaign seems reminiscent of War time calls for vigilance, careless talk and all that... As you would expect there's a dedicated call centre waiting for all that vital citizen intelligence to come pouring in - who needs M15?

Call 0800 789 321 "if you're worried so are we, don't worry alone..."

 

Watch Out

Latest figures on the use of the Ripa Laws show that 1500 citizens a day are being snooped on by local authorites and the police. The key question is, how does the Home Office find the time to sanction all these snooping requests?

“See them, report them”.

A local council snooping scheme is being launched in London and could eventually be rolled out across the country. Residents are being told: “We need your eyes and ears to help us wipe out enviro-crime.” SNOOPING residents are being offered rewards of up to £500 to spy on their neighbours. (Ed. Is this an East German import by any chance?)

Fact Box

In 2004, New Labour introduced the Civil Contingencies Act, which allows the state to do whatever it likes, without notice. Gypsies (travellers in new-speak) are not covered by this legislation and can continue to please themselves.

Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act (Ripa)

Wide-ranging surveillance powers introduced to tackle terrorism and serious crime but being used regularly by councils to tackle relatively minor problems, e.g. dog fouling.

 

Knock, knock...

Who's there? Well, there's no way of knowing until you open the door. It just might be someone from the Council hoping to catch an unregulated hypnotist in the act.

Under the 1952 Hypnotism Act local snoopers have the power to enter your home without a warrant. We can only wonder about the social landscape in which this piece of legislation was introduced. In fact, this Law was introduced to regulate public performances in which audience members were hypnotised.

If you have a tendency to put yourself under the influence - you're safe. This is important since self-hypnosis is not rare. A man the other day, practicing for his stage act, by stairing into the mirror, fell into a trance for five hours.

However, if your local council suspect that you are running an unlicensed hypno den in your front room - watch out.

 

'Anthrax Island'

Anthrax Island

During WW2 Anthrax was tested on Gruinard Island, the whole island was contaminated.  The contamination was cleared up in the early 90s but people who know better say that Gruinard is not a good place to go for a walk. Therefore it would appear that Anthrax Island is an ideal alternative to prison for mindless scum.

 

clamp

Car taken hostage - Terry Waite sends his sympathy.

 

First Class Travel
bin

One man and his dog, better known as the UK Border Agency, found 10 men trying to smuggle themselves into the UK inside a top of the range 270 litre wheelie bin. "Certainly beats flying Gnome Air", the dog said.

 

 

No Justice in this land

There you are waiting in the supermarket checkout to pay for your overpriced food and some moron punches you in the head. You don't know why you've been punched, you can't even mull it over, you're unconsious on the floor - soon you'll be dead. The police will arrive and arrest your attacker. You'll know nothing of this - you are dead. The moron who attacked you is duely processed and has his day in court. Blah, Blah, Blah, the moron is given a brief sojourn for taking your life. How do you feel. That's right, you don't feel nothing - you're dead. He does two and half years and gets out ready to punch someone else in the head. Another triumph for the English justice system.

Antonette Richardson, who instigated the attack, was jailed for 18 months and ex-boyfriend, (the moron) Tony Virasami received four years for manslaughter.

 

Thug in Stilettos

Cheryl Tweedy, X Factor judge and mime artist, is a thug. Citizens should be very wary of approaching the little spiv.

Ask Sophie Amogbokpa, a toilet attendant, that Tweedy punched in the eye at a nightclub.

She was found guilty of assault occasioning actual bodily harm and given 120 hours Community Service.

(ED. Excuse me but that was in 2003). Yes and she may have swopped her bovver boots for stilettos but she's still a nasty little thug.

 

Real Crime

TV personality Kirstie Allsop has two sons, one she named Oscar Hercules and the other, Bay Orien. She should be arrested.

 

 

Combating the Fear of Crime

 

What is going on?

Britain has 1% of the world’s population but about 20% of its CCTV cameras; it has one camera for every 14 people in the country. Last year local authorities, the police and the intelligence services made 504,073 requests to access private e-mail and telephone data — that is nearly 10,000 requests every week.

Documents leaked earlier this year revealed that GCHQ, the government’s spy centre, had already awarded £200m to suppliers as part of Mastering the Internet, a mass surveillance project designed to enable the monitoring of all internet use and phone calls in Britain. Actual spending on this project will be around £2 billion, so double that.

 

Criminal Neglect

In England and Wales, the age of criminal responsibility is 10, more than 6,000 offences have been committed in Britain by children under 10 over the past three years. Chris Grayling, the shadow home secretary, said: “This is a clear manifestation of the first signs of offending. The man's a genius but what pray does his crew intend to do about it?

 

Hillsborough

Two inquires, no answers. The clock stopped ticking at 3.15pm, all 96 dead by then and Europe has no time for the Hillsborough victims. Apparently, there's a time bar on the rights of the dead, so there will never be justice for the 96 and their families.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Outsourcing policing

22/02/12

G4S has signed the deal, thought to be the first of its kind, with Lincolnshire Police Authority in a move which could save the force £28 million, the firm said.The firm has signed a contract to build, design and help run a police station.

From April 1, and for at least the next 10 years, G4S Policing Support Services will also provide Lincolnshire Police with administrative and operational services including human resources, IT, fleet management, custody services and firearms licensing.

All very interesting but the private sector have often made big promises about what it will save the tax payer but the supposed saving rarely materialize without the service declining substantially.

This announcement is even more interesting on the day that news has arrived of four G4S employees being questioned by police over fraud involving their running of the Government's flagship 'workfare' scheme.

 

On Reading Macpherson

13/01/12

Ask most people what they know of the 1999 Macpherson Report, which followed the murder of Stephen Lawrence, and they'd probably say 'it found that the police were institutionally racist'. And that this racist ethos led to a lackluster investigation into Stephen's murder.

The fact is that Macpherson never said the police were institutionally racist. In fact, he said something very odd, the problem was more the ‘unwitting words and actions’ of individual officers acting together.

Translation:

Institutional racism implies direction from some over-riding authority in order preserve power, as in apartheid in South Africa or the race laws of the American South.

Individualizing the problem denies institutional involvement and leaves the way open to take apparent action to placate those demanding justice. For instance, awareness training and reoganising within the police force, and the recruitment of more ethnic officers.

Macpherson went further, introducing a new subjective definition of 'race crime', under which the ‘any incident which is perceived to be racist by the victim or any other person’ is a race crime. Perversely, this action by Macpherson actually institutionalized action against race crimes across all government departments and agencies, across schools and football pitches. Macpherson went further and wanted to make it illegal for citizens to engage in racist talk in their own homes.

Following the Lawrence verdicts, Trevor Phillips, high priest of the Equality and Human Rights Commission boasted that racial prejudice is now seen "as a secular sin that is not to be tolerated".

Very interesting - but a clever person once observed that those who shout loudest for tolerance are the most intolerant, Trevor!

However, the biggest moment in Macpherson is that his report led to New Labour overturning the Double-jeopardy rule via the Criminal Justice Act 2003. Which means at acquittal you are only ever found provisionally not guilty under English law.


 

12/11/11

Total Policing: did we vote for that?

This page is not called Police Nation for nothing. It's purpose is to highlight Britain's stealth like creep towards a police state, under the guise of safeguarding law and order, and the fight against terrorism.

Three significant moments

On Wednesday, students and others protesting in London were subject to what can only be described as a moving corral. Four thousand police offices were deployed to encircle the 5000 protesters. Letters were sent out to activists arrested on previous marches, warning of the consequences of attending. Leaflets were issued telling marchers how they were expected to behave. And crucially, prior to the march, protesters were informed that police would use plastic bullets as necessary. Plain clothes officers were grabbing protestors, using a section 60 order empowering officers to force the removal of masks (on pain of arrest).

Protesters were also informed, via Twitter and megaphone, after the march started that the gathering at London Wall, the end of the march, would be limited to two hours. Anyone over staying would fall foul of the Public Order Act.

In the event, a breakaway group, attempting to set up tents in Trafalgar Square were arrested under that Act.

All of this represents Met Chief Hogan-Howe's idea of 'total policing'. Except that currently it's a bit less than total. However, Teresa May will soon re-introduce powers under the Riot Act to police, at Superintendent level, to remove the public from a specific location.

On Thursday, Home Secretary, Theresa May outlawed Muslims Against Crusades (MAC), for 'glorification of terrorism' under the 2000 Terrorism Act. MAC were set to disrupt Friday's Armistice Day ceremonies, with a lot of shouting and burning of poppies.

The MAC is the fifth incarnation of Anjem Choudary's sharia fantasy, the others are Al Ghurabaa, The Saved Sect, Al-Muhajiroun and Islam4UK.

Choudary told the media, who just love the man...

"I think it is an abject failure of democracy and it is a victory for sharia Muslims. The truth is something the government would rather silence."

So thanks to May's ban on Muslims Against Crusades Hogan-Howe was left free to devote all his attention on Friday to the English Defence League.

For reasons best known to the EDL they were in the vicinity of the Armistice Day ceremonies. Perhaps, the EDL thought that Muslims Against Crusades might turn up for some fisticuffs, despite their ban. In the event the police turned up and arrested them all. For effect, let's repeat that, every EDL follower was corralled, processed and arrested. What were these EDL members doing that inspired the thin blue line to swing into action? Nothing! Apparently, they were arrested by virtue of the fact that they were there.

The police, we are being told, was responding to an "imminent" breach of the peace.

Apparently, the EDL was set to launch an attack on the St Paul's Occupy LSX Camp. Oddly, the EDL had decided that St Paul's was 'their' church and they would not tolerate a bunch of hippies making it look untidy.

In the foregoing instances the forces of law and order have not introduced much, if anything, that's new. What is new is the use of existing tactics and powers that in the past it was not deemed necessary to employ.

The strident pronouncements of politicians and police have set the tone for future developments. Extreme views, no matter what the source, will not be tolerated. Protest will be conducted according to rules stipulated Hogan-Howe.

Three cheers for democracy....

Many, who think of themselves as democrats and liberals, may well have applauded State actions over the past few days. We do not see much to cheer.

Last year, the student demo in London had a turn out of some 50,000. Has last year's rage over the lost of ESA and the staggering increases in student fees evaporated so soon. Or could it be that many decent kids were frightened away by Hogan-Howe's boys with their plastic bullets.

Theresa May's populist ban on Muslims Against Crusades was an exercise in futility. We need to hear the voices of people like Anjem Choudary. Choudary's is the voice of Islam as a political ideology. So-called moderate muslims may not buy into it but they're in denial. When it comes to Islam you can't pick and choose which bit you want to subscribe to, it's not a Sky TV package; you're automatically signed up to the Large package. Moderate British politicians and citizens who want to silence Choudary are no less in denial: if you genuinely want democracy, then you take the whole package.

The arrest of the 170 members of the EDL, who decided to have a few beers at the Red Lion, before moving on to St. Paul's is really a lesson in tactical error. However, the EDL also has a voice that needs to be heard because they believe that they represent a commonsense, working class, right-minded, flag of St. George approach to things. The EDL have not been banned yet but arresting them for turning up is a bit rich. Are we likely to see this idea of "imminent" breach of the peace being applied generally.

Today the EDL, tomorrow, the arrest of the radical wing of the Save Our Public Toilets Campaign, as they exit Green Park tube station, heading for their advertised 'let's piss in the park' gathering.

The Ministry of Gimmicks is proud to present its new police website

February 1, Teresa May, Home Secretary defended spending £300,000 on the development of the new police.uk website by telling the press, that the aim was to empower people, to make them feel that something was being done about crime, and to make them feel that they were a part of what was happening. (Note to self - something is happening?)

The website enables citizens to see how much crime has been reported in their area. All very interesting but this only tells citizens about reported crime, nothing about arrests or convictions following those reports is available on the site.

All very silly really, when you consider that in some areas the anxious might be on the phone all day reporting hooligans playing football in the street. Or sensitive types might report being assaulted, i.e. pushed whilst trying to board an overcrowded bus. The site would be marginally useful if it broke down the degree of seriousness allotted by the police to particular types of reported incidents.

So a neighbourhood might appear to be particularly anti-social or violent when in fact the incidents reported are relatively minor.

One policeman, attempting to be helpful, suggested that the public should phone the local police station and someone would be on hand to explain how the crime reports are compiled. This man clearly had a sense of humour. Would it have been been beyond the wit of the site designers to include such information as a part of the service.

However, far from empowering people this new Tory gimmick is more likely to frighten people, when they discover they are living in a crime hot spot. One thing is for certain it will not do much to improve their house price.

According to Nick Herbert, he's apparently the Policing Minister, "the site will provide real facts and figures and will make the police more accountable". Nick must have left his thinking cap at home; what is the point of knowing how many crimes have been reported in a given area and how does recording crime make the police accountable?

Alright it's well known that historically the police have not been that good of keeping a tally of reported crimes, well if you have no intention of doing anything about a problem, i.e. anti-social behaviour directed against a single mother with a handicapped daughter, then best not to keep a note of things.

The only statistic anyone needs to consider is this:

For every 100 reported crimes, only three lead to a conviction.

 

Met Gets Tough on the Reporting of Crime

Last week, when they gave the top job in the Met to Bernard Hogan-Howe he appeared to be a good choice. Well, that was last week. He has now revealed himself to be a bigger twit than Inspector Clouseau. H-H tried to use the Official Secrets Act to make a Guardian reporter hand over her notebooks concerning the way the Met handled the phone hacking scandal.

Now, the hacking of Milly Dowler's phone was either a matter of national security or it was as the Guardian revealed, that the police considered the Dowler hacking "gratuitous" and not worth pursuing. The latter was very embarrassing for the Met, given the public outcry. A bit of damage limitation might have been called for by the Met's new man, not blatant idiocy.